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Divorce jokes in 2025

Why did the wife refuse to give her ex-husband visitation rights? She said she couldn’t trust him with their children.

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Why did the wife refuse to give her ex-husband the house in the divorce settlement? She said it was her only sense of stability in a chaotic world.

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What’s the difference between a good divorce and a bad one? A good divorce ends in a settlement, a bad one ends in a custody battle.

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What do you call a couple who get divorced but keep dating? A contradiction.

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Why did the wife refuse to leave the house in the divorce settlement? She said it was the only thing that made her feel safe.

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Why did the husband refuse to pay for his ex-wife’s lawyer fees? He said he wasn’t going to finance his own defeat.

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Why did the husband refuse to go to counseling? He said he had already talked to himself enough.

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What’s the difference between a marriage and a game of Jenga? In a game of Jenga, you can always start over.

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Why did the couple get divorced after 30 years of marriage? They said they were just too tired to fight anymore.

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Why did the husband refuse to give his ex-wife the wedding album in the divorce settlement? He said it was too painful to look at.

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What’s the difference between a good divorce lawyer and a bad one? A good one gets you what you want, a bad one gets you what you deserve.

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What’s the difference between a divorce and a funeral? In a funeral, everyone comes to pay their respects… in a divorce, everyone comes to take their stuff.

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What’s the most expensive part of a divorce? The house… or the alimony.

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Why did the husband refuse to give his ex-wife the TV in the divorce settlement? He said he didn’t want her to keep watching her favorite show without him.

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What’s the best way to avoid a divorce? Don’t get married in the first place.

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What’s the difference between a divorce and a death in the family? In a death, you mourn the loss… in a divorce, you celebrate the freedom.

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