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Disney Jokes 👸 in 2025

Why did Simba’s father die?
-Because he couldn’t Mu-fasa (move faster)

Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
-The Lost-and-Flounder Department.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
– Show me the honey.

What do you call a dancing ghost?
– Polka-haunt-us

What is Peter Pans favorite restaurant?
– I dont know!…..WENDYS

Why do people go to Disneyland?
-So they can get a little goofy!

What do you call Daisy Duck when she leads the orchestra?
-A con-duck-tor.

Why doesn’t Moana have a man?
– Hula cares!

Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?
-Because he was hoarse.

What do you get when you cross Huey, Dewey & Louie with a cow?
-Quackers and Milk

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