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Disney Jokes 👸 in 2025

How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?
– It was glove at first sight.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
– A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

Why did Simba’s father die?
-Because he couldn’t Mu-fasa (move faster)

Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
-The Lost-and-Flounder Department.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
– Show me the honey.

What do you call a dancing ghost?
– Polka-haunt-us

What is Peter Pans favorite restaurant?
– I dont know!…..WENDYS

Why do people go to Disneyland?
-So they can get a little goofy!

What do you call Daisy Duck when she leads the orchestra?
-A con-duck-tor.

Why doesn’t Moana have a man?
– Hula cares!

Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?
-Because he was hoarse.

What do you get when you cross Huey, Dewey & Louie with a cow?
-Quackers and Milk

How does officer Judy Hopps stay in shape?
– She does a lot of Hare-obics.

Why couldn’t Cinderella win the bicycle race?
– She has a pumpkin for a coach!

Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope?
-Because he wanted to see Pluto.

Why did Arlo help Spot cross the road?
– Because he was “The Good Dinosaur”.

What does Baloo need to live?
-The Bear Necessities.

What does Donald wear to a famous Hollywood party?
-A Duxedo

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