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Disney Jokes 👸 in 2025

What did snow white say when her photos weren’t ready yet?
– Some Day My Prints Will come!

Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
– She was looking for a date.

What do you get when you cross Huey, Dewey & Louie with a cow?
-Quackers and Milk

Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
– He wanted to sleep like a log.

What do you call a dog who bites Queen Elsa?
– a pupsicle.

Why is Halle Bailey the perfect Ariel?
-Because she’s cute as shell.

What do you call a long pen?
– PENochio.

What did the Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?
-Put it on my bill.

Why did none of the toys want to go to Sid Phillips birthday party?
-Because it was a Barbie-Q.

Where does Olaf keep his money?
– In a snow bank.

Why does peter pan fly?
– ‘Cause he never never lands

How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
-Mouserable.

How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?
– It was glove at first sight.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
– A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

Why did Simba’s father die?
-Because he couldn’t Mu-fasa (move faster)

Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
-The Lost-and-Flounder Department.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
– Show me the honey.

What do you call a dancing ghost?
– Polka-haunt-us

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