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Disney Jokes 👸 in 2024

What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk?
-Winnie the P.U

What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?
– An iPad Minnie!

What happens when you make Chip and Dale angry?
-You Donald Duck for cover.

Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
-She was looking for a date.

What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?
-Minnie Vans!

Why did Captain Hook get suspended from school?
-For playing “Hookey”

Why didn’t Anna & Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?
– ‘Cause they got lost at C.

What did a guy say to the Muppets?
– It looks like you need a hand.

Why did the pirate take his mother to the movie theater with him?
-Because the movie was rated “arrrrrrrrrrgh”

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?
-Wendy’s!

What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport?
– Minnie-golf!

how does Clarabelle Cow feel when she’s sad?
– Moo-dy

What does Ariel like on her toast?
-Mermalade!

What’s Minnie’s favorite thing to wear?
– A Minnie-skirt.

What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating diner?
-That hit the spot.

Why are there no planes where peter pan lives?
-Because there is a sign that says “Never Neverland”!

How does Clarabelle Cow feel when she’s sad?
-Moo-dy

What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?
-Evaporated Milk

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