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Disney Jokes 👸 in 2025

Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope?
-Because he wanted to see Pluto.

Why did Arlo help Spot cross the road?
– Because he was “The Good Dinosaur”.

What does Baloo need to live?
-The Bear Necessities.

What does Donald wear to a famous Hollywood party?
-A Duxedo

What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
– “I’m all ears!”

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
-Because it was too tired.

Where do Disney characters like to eat?
-Mickey D’s (Mcdonald’s)

What do you get when you throw a bell pepper into a rose bush and “Shake It Up”?
– Bella Thorne.

What do you call a stupid Disney character?
-Dumbo

What is Clarabelle’s favorite party game?
– Moo-sical chairs

What did Simba tell Nala he wanted to eat?
– RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWW (Roar) Chicken!

What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
– He has a meltdown!

Why does Alice ask so many questions?
– ‘Cause she is in “Wonder”land.

Did you hear that Gazelle from Zootopia got married?
– Judy Hopps was the “Meter Maid Of Honor”.

Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle?
– Yes, he’s a rabid fan.

Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?
-Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.

What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse Asked if he was listening?
– I’m all ears!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
– Because she will Let it go.

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