Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Disney Jokes 👸 in 2025

What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse Asked if he was listening?
– I’m all ears!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
– Because she will Let it go.

How many men does it take to whoop a tiger?
– None. Mowgli can do it all by himself!

What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
-Mulan Rouge

What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
-Hunny!

What doesn’t Alice like about Wonderland?
-The drama queen of hearts.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
– Because she always ran away from the ball!

What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale?
-Moby Duck.

How do you feel when there’s no coffee?
-Depresso.

How do you keep Pumba from charging you?
-Take away his credit cards!

Why did Sven try to eat olafs nose?
-Because he doesn’t carrot (care at) all.

What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk?
-Winnie the P.U

What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?
– An iPad Minnie!

What happens when you make Chip and Dale angry?
-You Donald Duck for cover.

Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
-She was looking for a date.

What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?
-Minnie Vans!

Why did Captain Hook get suspended from school?
-For playing “Hookey”

Why didn’t Anna & Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?
– ‘Cause they got lost at C.

Follow us on Facebook