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Disney Jokes 👸 in 2024

What is Clarabelle’s favorite party game?
– Moo-sical chairs

What did Simba tell Nala he wanted to eat?
– RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWW (Roar) Chicken!

What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
– He has a meltdown!

Why does Alice ask so many questions?
– ‘Cause she is in “Wonder”land.

Did you hear that Gazelle from Zootopia got married?
– Judy Hopps was the “Meter Maid Of Honor”.

Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle?
– Yes, he’s a rabid fan.

Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?
-Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.

What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse Asked if he was listening?
– I’m all ears!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
– Because she will Let it go.

How many men does it take to whoop a tiger?
– None. Mowgli can do it all by himself!

What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
-Mulan Rouge

What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
-Hunny!

What doesn’t Alice like about Wonderland?
-The drama queen of hearts.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
– Because she always ran away from the ball!

What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale?
-Moby Duck.

How do you feel when there’s no coffee?
-Depresso.

How do you keep Pumba from charging you?
-Take away his credit cards!

Why did Sven try to eat olafs nose?
-Because he doesn’t carrot (care at) all.

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