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Disney Jokes 👸 in 2025

Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
-He thought he might get a hole in one.

Why did Mickey go into outerspace?
– To find Pluto!

What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
-Sour Grapes.

Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer?
-Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!

What does Olaf eat for lunch?
-Icebergers.

Why did Snow White wait outside the Main Street Photo Supply Co. in Disneyland?
-She had been told that someday her Prints would come.

Why does Alice ask so many questions?
-Because she’s in Wonderland.

How do you catch Chip N Dale?
– Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

What is Mickey’s favorite treat?
– Mice cream

Why was Tigger in the toilet?
-He was looking for Pooh!

What is Captain Hooks favorite restaurant?
-Arrrgh-by’s

Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
-Because she’s the fairest of them all.”

Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
-From the second hand store.

What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?
-Minnie Vans!

Why did Captain Hook get suspended from school?
-For playing “Hookey”

Why didn’t Anna & Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?
– ‘Cause they got lost at C.

What did a guy say to the Muppets?
– It looks like you need a hand.

Why did the pirate take his mother to the movie theater with him?
-Because the movie was rated “arrrrrrrrrrgh”

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