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Dishwasher jokes in 2025

Why does the dishwasher always win at poker? It has a great poker face when it bluffs hot water!

Why did the dishwasher become a DJ? It loved spinning records as much as dishes!

How does a dishwasher say goodbye? “Keep it clean, see you soon!”

What’s a dishwasher’s favorite type of dance? The quickstep, it cleans up the dance floor!

Why was the dishwasher a great therapist? It listened to every cup and plate!

Why did the dishwasher become a fashion designer? It loved creating clean cuts!

How does a dishwasher stay in shape? It runs a cycle every day!

What’s a dishwasher’s favorite magic trick? Making stains disappear!

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