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Dinosaur Jokes 🦕 in 2025

Why did the dinosaur get in the bed
-Because he was tired!

What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
-Cheer him up!

Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
-A dino-sewer !

Quick! Hide under the bed!
-I-don’t-think-he-saur-us!

What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
– Long distance!

Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
– There weren’t any roads then!

What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
-Baby dinosaurs!

What’s better than a talking dinosaur ?
– A spelling bee !

What do you call a Stegoceras with one leg?
– Eileen (I lean)!

Whatdo you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
-Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

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