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Dinosaur Jokes 🦕 in 2024

Why did the dinosaur get in the bed
-Because he was tired!

What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
-Cheer him up!

Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
-A dino-sewer !

What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
– Long distance!

Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
– There weren’t any roads then!

What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
-Baby dinosaurs!

What’s better than a talking dinosaur ?
– A spelling bee !

What do you call a Stegoceras with one leg?
– Eileen (I lean)!

Whatdo you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
-Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

Where could that dinosaur buy you a new, cheap pillow?
– At the dino-store.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
-It was the chicken’s day off!! .

Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
-Because no one ever tells them anything!

Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
-Tricera-cops !

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
-Because they can’t afford new ones!

Did the dinosaur take a bath ?
– Why, is there one missing?

How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
-One . After that, the box isn’t empty anymore!

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
-Try-Try-Try-ceratops !

What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
-The Terror-dactyl !

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