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Dinosaur Jokes 🦕 in 2024

Why did the Apatosaurus devour the actory?
-Because she was a planteater

What was T. rex’s favorite number?
-Eight! (ate)

What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
-A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!

What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
-A dino-saw !

How do you cheer up a blue Dilophosaurus?
-Tell him some dinosaur jokes!

What does a Triceratops sit on?
-Its Tricera-bottom.

Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
-In the dark!

Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
– Because they don’t know how to cook !

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
-Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean ?
-Because there was something fishy about it!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
-Because they wouldn’t take a bath!

Why did the dinosaur get in the bed
-Because he was tired!

What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
-Cheer him up!

Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
-A dino-sewer !

Quick! Hide under the bed!
-I-don’t-think-he-saur-us!

What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
– Long distance!

Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
– There weren’t any roads then!

What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
-Baby dinosaurs!

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