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Dinosaur Jokes 🦕 in 2025

Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
-Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !

What is an Iguanodon’s favorite playground toy?
– A dino-see-saur !

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
– Because they wouldn’t take a bath !

What happened when the dinosaur took the train home?
– She had to bring it back!

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
– Because it was nan early bird!

When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
– When it’s not raining!

What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
– A flat Tire-annosaurus !

Whatwasthescariestprehistoricanimal?
– The Terror-dactyl!

What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks …? ?
-A dinobore!

What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
– More than the dinosaur !

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
-A Diplodocus with a sore throat!

What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
– Two dinosaurs !

I tried to order a couple of eggs for breakfast in Paris.
-The waiter said “One egg is an oeuf!”

Why did the Apatosaurus devour the actory?
-Because she was a planteater

What was T. rex’s favorite number?
-Eight! (ate)

What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
-A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!

What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
-A dino-saw !

How do you cheer up a blue Dilophosaurus?
-Tell him some dinosaur jokes!

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