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Dinosaur Jokes 🦕 in 2025

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
– The chicken hadn’t evolved yet! .

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
-A Bronco-saurus !

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed ?
-Your nose hits the ceiling!

WhatdoesaTriceratops siton?
– ItsTricera-bottom.

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
– Because it was an early bird!

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
– Any kind! A house can’t jump!

What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
-A Stegosau-rust !

WhatdoyoucallapoliteDinosaur?
-A Pleaseyosaur

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? ?
-Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
– Down in the mouth !

How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
-As fur as you can get!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
-It was the chicken’s day off!! .

Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
-Because no one ever tells them anything!

Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
-Tricera-cops !

Where could that dinosaur buy you a new, cheap pillow?
– At the dino-store.

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
-Because they can’t afford new ones!

Did the dinosaur take a bath ?
– Why, is there one missing?

How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
-One . After that, the box isn’t empty anymore!

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