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Diaper jokes ๐Ÿ‘ถ in 2024

Why did the diaper apply for a job at the bakery? It knows its way around “buns”!

Why do diapers never make good chefs? They can’t take the heat!

Why was the diaper a good secret keeper? Because it knows when to cover up!

Why don’t diapers ever lose a fight? They always hit below the belt!

Why do diapers never win at hide and seek? They always have a smell giveaway!

Why do diapers make bad secret agents? They always spill the beans!

What’s a diaper’s favorite type of flower? “Butt-er”cups!

Why are diapers like politicians? They need to be changed often, and for the same reason!

What do you call a diaper that can act? “Poo-former”!

What’s a diaper’s favorite type of music? “Poo-p” music!

What’s a diaper’s favorite type of bread? “Butt-ermilk” bread!

Why was the diaper so popular at the party? It always “changes” the mood!

Why do diapers never lose at poker? They always hold the best hand!

Why don’t diapers play cards? They’re afraid of the “deuces”!

Why don’t diapers work in offices? They can’t handle the pressure!

Why don’t diapers make good tour guides? They always take a dump!

Why don’t diapers make good comedians? Their jokes are always “poo-r”!

What do you call a diaper that can play the piano? “Poo-chopin”!

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