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Diaper jokes ๐Ÿ‘ถ in 2025

What’s a diaper’s favorite type of flower? “Butt-er”cups!

Why are diapers like politicians? They need to be changed often, and for the same reason!

What do you call a diaper that can act? “Poo-former”!

What’s a diaper’s favorite type of music? “Poo-p” music!

What’s a diaper’s favorite type of bread? “Butt-ermilk” bread!

Why was the diaper so popular at the party? It always “changes” the mood!

Why do diapers never lose at poker? They always hold the best hand!

Why don’t diapers play cards? They’re afraid of the “deuces”!

Why don’t diapers work in offices? They can’t handle the pressure!

Why don’t diapers make good tour guides? They always take a dump!

Why don’t diapers make good comedians? Their jokes are always “poo-r”!

What do you call a diaper that can play the piano? “Poo-chopin”!

Why do diapers make lousy chefs? They can’t handle the “heat”!

Why was the diaper a good motivational speaker? It always knows how to “poo-sh” you!

Why do diapers never win races? They always come behind!

Why are diapers like phones? They always have a “ring” to them!

Why don’t diapers ever get lonely? Because they always hang around the bottom!

What’s a diaper’s favorite type of movie? “Butt-erfly” effect!

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