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Dentist Jokes 🦷 in 2025

Why did the two dentists get married?
-Because they were so enameled of each other.

My dentist has a TV on the ceiling so patients can watch shows while he works.
– He calls it Netflix and Drill.

What do you call two dentists who live across the country from each other?
-Molar opposites

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?
-Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

The dentist said that he could knock me out with gas, or he could use a big metallic rock.
-I said ether/ore.

What is a dentist’s favorite soda?
-All of them.

What did the 90 year old say to his great-grandson?
-I miss the days of being your age when my teeth were in my mouth 24/7!

Why did the guru refuse Novocain at the dentist?
-He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Dentist: You need a crown.
-Patient: Finally, someone who understands me.

Patient: Doctor, if I give up candy, pizza, popcorn and gum, will my braces come off sooner?
-Dentist: Not really. It will just seem longer.

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