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Dentist Jokes 🦷 in 2025

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

What does the dentist of the year get?
– A little plaque.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?
-Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public..

Why didn’t the patient show up at the dentist for their root canal?
-They lost their nerve.

Why did the Pharaoh visit the dentist?.
-Because Egypt his tooth….

Why couldn’t the dentist’s family find the spot where he was buried?
-Because there was no plaque on it.

What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
-European.

What did the judge say to the dentist?
-“Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?”

I’ve been to the dentist so many times…
-I know the drill.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
-Fill me in when you get back.

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