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Dentist Jokes 🦷 in 2025

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
-Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Where do dentists move when they retire?
-Fluorida.

Dentist: When did you last floss?
-Me: You should know — you did it.

What’s a dentist’s favourite dinosaur?
– A Flossiraptor

The dentist asked me if I had sensitive toothpaste at home.
-I told her toothpaste and I don’t talk bout our feelings.

What do you call a dentist who can’t stop working on teeth?
-An abscessive compulsive.

Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
-He was already taking out a tooth.

Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
-I don’t know; the dentist kept it.

What did the dentist say to the judge in court?
-“You can’t handle the tooth!”.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes, who?
-ishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!

What is the dentist’s favorite movie?
-Plaque to the Future.

My dentist removed the wrong tooth.
-It was acci-dental.

My wife who was a dentist passed away.
-I’ve loved and I’ve flossed.

What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
-Tooth-hurty.

What kind of filling do you want in your tooth?
-Chocolate, please.

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
-A month later he was picking his teeth.

Left my comb at the dentist.
-Now it’s a fine-toothed comb.

Why did the deer need braces?
-He had buck teeth.

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