Dentist Jokes 🦷 in 2024

My dentist has a TV on the ceiling so patients can watch shows while he works.
– He calls it Netflix and Drill.

What do you call two dentists who live across the country from each other?
-Molar opposites

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?
-Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

The dentist said that he could knock me out with gas, or he could use a big metallic rock.
-I said ether/ore.

What is a dentist’s favorite soda?
-All of them.

What did the 90 year old say to his great-grandson?
-I miss the days of being your age when my teeth were in my mouth 24/7!

Why did the guru refuse Novocain at the dentist?
-He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Dentist: You need a crown.
-Patient: Finally, someone who understands me.

Patient: Doctor, if I give up candy, pizza, popcorn and gum, will my braces come off sooner?
-Dentist: Not really. It will just seem longer.

Why does a dentist seem moody?
-Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What’s another name for a dentist’s office?
-A filling station.

I went to the dentist today and she seemed very distracted.
-I think she was brushing me off.

Why did the deer need braces?
-He had buck teeth.

Why did the dentist make a poor date for the manicurist?
-They fought tooth and nail!

Patient: What did you do before you became a dentist?
-Dentist: I was in the Army.
Patient: What did you do in the Army?
Dentist: I was a drill sergeant.

What was the tooth called who went to Oxford University?
-The Wisdom Tooth.

Why did the phone go to the dentist?
– Because it had Bluetooth.

Father: Don’t you feel better now that you’ve gone to the dentist?
– Son: Sure do… he wasn’t in.