Dentist Jokes 🦷 in 2024

The FBI just raided a local dentist office.
-They are currently performing a cavity search.

When did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
– When he dropped the drill.

The dentist says my teeth are like a string of pearls.
-Each one has a hole through it!

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
-A molar bear.

What did the dentist say to the computer?
-This won’t hurt a byte.

What does the dentist of the year get?
-A little plaque.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
-Fill me in when you get back.

Why did the yellow tooth not find the white tooth’s jokes funny?
– Because he was already dead inside.

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
-Denis.

Why has a dentist’s job gotten so much easier?
-Because all the kids are flossing all the time now.

Why did the deer need braces?
-He had buck teeth.

Why did the two dentists get married?
-Because they were so enameled of each other.

My dentist has a TV on the ceiling so patients can watch shows while he works.
– He calls it Netflix and Drill.

What do you call two dentists who live across the country from each other?
-Molar opposites

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?
-Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

The dentist said that he could knock me out with gas, or he could use a big metallic rock.
-I said ether/ore.

What is a dentist’s favorite soda?
-All of them.

What did the 90 year old say to his great-grandson?
-I miss the days of being your age when my teeth were in my mouth 24/7!