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Dentist Jokes 🦷 in 2025

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
-To get a root canal.

How do you fix a broken tooth?
-With tooth paste!

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
-Denis.

Why has a dentist’s job gotten so much easier?
-Because all the kids are flossing all the time now.

Why did the deer need braces?
-He had buck teeth.

Why did the two dentists get married?
-Because they were so enameled of each other.

My dentist has a TV on the ceiling so patients can watch shows while he works.
– He calls it Netflix and Drill.

What do you call two dentists who live across the country from each other?
-Molar opposites

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?
-Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

The dentist said that he could knock me out with gas, or he could use a big metallic rock.
-I said ether/ore.

What is a dentist’s favorite soda?
-All of them.

What did the 90 year old say to his great-grandson?
-I miss the days of being your age when my teeth were in my mouth 24/7!

Why did the guru refuse Novocain at the dentist?
-He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Dentist: You need a crown.
-Patient: Finally, someone who understands me.

Patient: Doctor, if I give up candy, pizza, popcorn and gum, will my braces come off sooner?
-Dentist: Not really. It will just seem longer.

Why does a dentist seem moody?
-Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What’s another name for a dentist’s office?
-A filling station.

I went to the dentist today and she seemed very distracted.
-I think she was brushing me off.

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