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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2025

Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
– He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.

What does a reindeer call their significant other?
– Cari-boo.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
– No-eye-deer.

What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
– “Buck off, man!”

2 deer are talking together when another animal comes by, the animal says “don’t worry, I’m not going to eat you”, so one of the deer responded saying:
– “He’s lion”

What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
– Rain-deer.

What is a deer’s favorite meal?
– Deer-ner!

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
– Elka Seltzer.

What is Rudolph’s favorite day of the year?
– Red Nose Day.

What did the Guatemalan man do when he saw a deer run across his car’s path on the motorway?
– He accidentally ran over it in His panic.
– bah dum tss

What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
– Fawn-dant.

What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?
– Horn-aments.

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