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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2024

What would happen if Apple bought a deer?
– they’d have an idea

I love you deer-ly!

It’s the fawn of a new day!

What street in France do reindeer live on?
– Rue Dolph.

Why did the Chinese government confiscate all deer legs?
– Mistook them for moose limbs.

What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
– “Don’t go deer!”

Good i-deer!

How do deer clean their feet?
– Hoof paste.

Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer perfectly?
– “Tiny Dancer.”

My family did a poll: Should we get grandmother a large deer?
– In the end it was a unannymoose decision

Why did the deer go for a run?
– To doe off some steam.

Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?
– Beyoncé sleighs.

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