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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2024

Why did the deer go for a run?
– To doe off some steam.

Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?
– Beyoncé sleighs.

How do you save a deer during hunting season?
– You hang on for deer life.

Yeah, the NRA sounds great, but personally, I prefer Deer Lovers Anonymous.
– You get more bang for your buck.

What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
– Rude-olph.

What do deer always use to clean their homes?
– Comet!

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer?
– “DOE!”

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
– Go to a retail shop for a new one.

My father, the deer hunter, lo
– My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“

What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
– Elk-a-seltzer.

What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop?
– “Click click click.”

Why did the deer cross the road?
– To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop?
– “Click, click, click.”

I want to start a deer breeding business
– but first I’m gonna need about 5000 bucks

Deer to be different!

What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
– Truth or deer.

I want to start a deer breeding business…
– But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.

How did Mozart hunt deer?
– With his Wolfgang.

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