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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2024

What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
– Truth-or-deer.

What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
– “I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”

What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
– Bombi.

Where do reindeer like to stop for lunch?
– Deery Queen.

What do you call deer in space?
– Star bucks.

This is so much fawn!

Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
– No, they already have names.

Did you hear about the nice deer?
– She had a hart of gold.

What would happen if Apple bought a deer?
– they’d have an idea

I love you deer-ly!

It’s the fawn of a new day!

What street in France do reindeer live on?
– Rue Dolph.

Why did the Chinese government confiscate all deer legs?
– Mistook them for moose limbs.

What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
– “Don’t go deer!”

Good i-deer!

How do deer clean their feet?
– Hoof paste.

Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer perfectly?
– “Tiny Dancer.”

My family did a poll: Should we get grandmother a large deer?
– In the end it was a unannymoose decision

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