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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2025

Why did the hunter miss his mark?
– He was not aiming deerectly for it.

What would happen if Apple bought a deer?
– They’d have an idea.

Hey, has anyone seen the new deer burgers they sell at Walmart?
– I heard they only cost a buck.

What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
– Deery Queen

What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
– Bambee.

A baby deer has been hanging around my house lately.
– I’m quite fawned of it.

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
– Horn-aments.

A baby deer has been hanging around my house lately
– I’m quite fawned of it

What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
– “Good buck!”

Where do reindeer get their coffee?
– Starbucks.

What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
– Beer nuts are always over a dollar, whereas deer nuts are always under a buck.

What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
– Sour doe.

How deer you!

What caused all the reindeer to have red noses like Rudolph?
– It was freezing outside.

What do teenagers do at slumber parties?
– Truth or deer.

What do reindeer say to their kids?
– “I love you deerly.”

Did you know the white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?
– This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can’t jump

Where do deer get all of their coffee?
– Star-bucks!

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