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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2025

How do you compliment a deer?
– Fawn over her.

How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?
– Nothing; it’s on the house!

I walked into a store and noticed they were selling deer nuts for $1.25
– Every other time I’ve seen them, they were under a buck.

Why did the deer get braces?
– He had buck teeth.

What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
– Ice cold deer.

What did Vixen say after Dasher angrily threw a snowball at the other reindeer?
– “That’s cold.”

What do you call deer in outer space?
– Star bucks.

What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning?
– Fawn dew.

Why were the reindeer still in the barn when they were supposed to be with Santa?
– They were stalling.

What do you call a deer with a doctorate degree?
– A hart surgeon.

Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his morning coffee?
– He’s on a non-deery diet.

If you see a deer with out antlers acting crazy dont try to eat it without cooking it first.
– Everyone knows you cant eat raw kooky doe.

What board game do deer families always play?
– Buck-gammon.

Which reindeer tries to fly around on Valentine’s Day instead?
– Cupid.

I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business…
– It’s for anyone looking to make a quick buck.

What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
– Truth-or-deer.

What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
– “I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”

Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
– His nearest and deer-est friends.

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