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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2024

What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
– Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!

What do teenagers do at slumber parties?
– Truth or deer.

Hey, has anyone seen the new deer burgers they sell at Walmart?
– I heard they only cost a buck.

What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
– Comet.

Which side of a deer has the best meat?
– The inside.

For real, doe.

What do reindeer say after one of them has a baby?
– “It takes a (Santa’s) Village!”

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
– Bamboo.

The #1 cause for accidents in Georgia is deer.
– Which is crazy to me since they can’t drive.

How do you let a deer know you like her?
– You fawn over her.

What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
– Fawn-due.

What should you give a reindeer with a stomachache?
– Elk-a-seltzer.

Who laughed and called Rudolph names?
– Olive, the other reindeer.

What do you call a pickled deer
– A dill doe

How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
– It looks at its calen-deer.

How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
– About eight bucks, nine during bad weather.

If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.

How do you compliment a deer?
– Fawn over her.

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