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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2024

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
– Elka Seltzer.

What is Rudolph’s favorite day of the year?
– Red Nose Day.

What did the Guatemalan man do when he saw a deer run across his car’s path on the motorway?
– He accidentally ran over it in His panic.
– bah dum tss

What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
– Fawn-dant.

What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?
– Horn-aments.

What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
– He had buck teeth.

What do you call a deer with no legs ?
– Anything you want, it can’t chase after you

What do you call an eyeless deer?
– No-eye-deer.

What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
– “I spent too much doe!”

What’s a reindeer’s go-to cleaning product?
– Comet.

Why did the hunter miss his mark?
– He was not aiming deerectly for it.

What would happen if Apple bought a deer?
– They’d have an idea.

Hey, has anyone seen the new deer burgers they sell at Walmart?
– I heard they only cost a buck.

What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
– Deery Queen

What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
– Bambee.

A baby deer has been hanging around my house lately.
– I’m quite fawned of it.

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
– Horn-aments.

A baby deer has been hanging around my house lately
– I’m quite fawned of it

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