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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2025

What’s a buck’s least favorite type of bread?
– Sour doe.

Why is Mrs. Claus always hugging the reindeer?
– They are so deer to her.

What did the deer say when she came out of the woods?
– “That’s the last time I do that for two bucks.”

Did Rudolph go to school?
– No, he was ‘elf’ taught.

What do you call Santa’s reindeer wranglers?
– Jolly ranchers.

Which side of a deer has the best meat?
– The inside.

Does everyone in the North Pole think Santa’s reindeer are a great team?
– Yep, that’s what they’ve herd.

I bought some deer leg nunchucks for $20.
– I said, “$20? They used to be under a buck!”

What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
– “I’m a big fawn of your movies!”

Why were the reindeer so itchy?
– They had antarc-ticks.

What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
– Anything you want — he can’t hear you.

What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
– Bambi-dextrous.

Did you hear about the mad scientist who created deer-plant hybrids?
– Apparently he wanted to introduce some variety to the local fawna.

Hang on for deer life!

What does a deer call her boyfriend?
– Cari-boo.

How do you see a deer behind you?
– Hindsight.

Who is a reindeer’s favorite celebrity?
– Beyon-sleigh.

I traded a deer for some chickens.
– Overall it was a good deal. It only cost me a buck.

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