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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2024

Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
– The hoof fairy.

What do bystanders say when reindeer go sledding?
– “You just flew down that hill!”

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
– Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck.

What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
– Bombi.

What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
– A non-deery diet.

What do deer read to catch up on celeb gossip?
– Stag-azines.

What’s a buck’s least favorite type of bread?
– Sour doe.

Why is Mrs. Claus always hugging the reindeer?
– They are so deer to her.

What did the deer say when she came out of the woods?
– “That’s the last time I do that for two bucks.”

Did Rudolph go to school?
– No, he was ‘elf’ taught.

What do you call Santa’s reindeer wranglers?
– Jolly ranchers.

Which side of a deer has the best meat?
– The inside.

Does everyone in the North Pole think Santa’s reindeer are a great team?
– Yep, that’s what they’ve herd.

I bought some deer leg nunchucks for $20.
– I said, “$20? They used to be under a buck!”

What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
– “I’m a big fawn of your movies!”

Why were the reindeer so itchy?
– They had antarc-ticks.

What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
– Anything you want — he can’t hear you.

What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
– Bambi-dextrous.

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