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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2025

Did you hear about the mad scientist who created deer-plant hybrids?
– Apparently he wanted to introduce some variety to the local fawna.

Hang on for deer life!

What does a deer call her boyfriend?
– Cari-boo.

How do you see a deer behind you?
– Hindsight.

Who is a reindeer’s favorite celebrity?
– Beyon-sleigh.

I traded a deer for some chickens.
– Overall it was a good deal. It only cost me a buck.

What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
– “You are doe funny!”

Does everyone in the North Pole think Santa’s reindeer are a great team?
– Yep, that’s what they’ve herd.

I traded a deer for some chickens.
– Overall, it was a good deal. It only cost me a buck.

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck
– So they put the meal on the duck’s bill.

What do you call a group of deer who indulge in domestic violence and blame it on their SO?
– Amber Herd

Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
– He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.

What does a reindeer call their significant other?
– Cari-boo.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
– No-eye-deer.

What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
– “Buck off, man!”

2 deer are talking together when another animal comes by, the animal says “don’t worry, I’m not going to eat you”, so one of the deer responded saying:
– “He’s lion”

What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
– Rain-deer.

What is a deer’s favorite meal?
– Deer-ner!

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