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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2025

What do you call Santa’s reindeer wranglers?
– Jolly ranchers.

Which side of a deer has the best meat?
– The inside.

Does everyone in the North Pole think Santa’s reindeer are a great team?
– Yep, that’s what they’ve herd.

I bought some deer leg nunchucks for $20.
– I said, “$20? They used to be under a buck!”

What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
– “I’m a big fawn of your movies!”

Why were the reindeer so itchy?
– They had antarc-ticks.

What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
– Anything you want — he can’t hear you.

What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
– Bambi-dextrous.

Did you hear about the mad scientist who created deer-plant hybrids?
– Apparently he wanted to introduce some variety to the local fawna.

Hang on for deer life!

What does a deer call her boyfriend?
– Cari-boo.

How do you see a deer behind you?
– Hindsight.

Who is a reindeer’s favorite celebrity?
– Beyon-sleigh.

I traded a deer for some chickens.
– Overall it was a good deal. It only cost me a buck.

What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
– “You are doe funny!”

Does everyone in the North Pole think Santa’s reindeer are a great team?
– Yep, that’s what they’ve herd.

I traded a deer for some chickens.
– Overall, it was a good deal. It only cost me a buck.

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck
– So they put the meal on the duck’s bill.

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