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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2025

What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
– Rings the deer bell.

What do deers call hunters?
– Doe foes.

Did Rudolph go to school?
– No, he was ‘elf’ taught.

TIL a white tail deer can jump higher than a standard house.
– A white tail deer with their powerful hind legs can jump 8 – 12 feet high whereas a standard house can’t jump.

Why was the actress scared of the deer?
– She had stag fright.

Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer perfectly?
– “Tiny Dancer.”

What do deer read?
– Stagazines.

What do you call Santa’s reindeer wranglers?
– Jolly ranchers.

I hit a deer with my truck on the way home
– And I really don’t like it when meat goes to waste, so I guess it’s a good thing I got it on the grille right away.

Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
– The hoof fairy.

What do bystanders say when reindeer go sledding?
– “You just flew down that hill!”

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
– Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck.

What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
– Bombi.

What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
– A non-deery diet.

What do deer read to catch up on celeb gossip?
– Stag-azines.

What’s a buck’s least favorite type of bread?
– Sour doe.

Why is Mrs. Claus always hugging the reindeer?
– They are so deer to her.

What did the deer say when she came out of the woods?
– “That’s the last time I do that for two bucks.”

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