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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2024

It’s the fawn of a new day!

What street in France do reindeer live on?
– Rue Dolph.

Why did the Chinese government confiscate all deer legs?
– Mistook them for moose limbs.

What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
– “Don’t go deer!”

Good i-deer!

How do deer clean their feet?
– Hoof paste.

Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer perfectly?
– “Tiny Dancer.”

My family did a poll: Should we get grandmother a large deer?
– In the end it was a unannymoose decision

Why did the deer go for a run?
– To doe off some steam.

Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?
– Beyoncé sleighs.

How do you save a deer during hunting season?
– You hang on for deer life.

Yeah, the NRA sounds great, but personally, I prefer Deer Lovers Anonymous.
– You get more bang for your buck.

What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
– Rude-olph.

What do deer always use to clean their homes?
– Comet!

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer?
– “DOE!”

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
– Go to a retail shop for a new one.

My father, the deer hunter, lo
– My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“

What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
– Elk-a-seltzer.

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