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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2024

What’s a deer’s favorite game?
– Buckaroo!

What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

Who puts money under the deer’s pillow?
– The hoof fairy.

Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.

What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?
– Rude-olph.

Deer customer,
– You are a deer, get the hell out of here, you’re spreading your ticks everywhere, thank you.

Who did the deer invite to her birthday party?
– Her deerest friends.

What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
– “You doe me!”

What did the deer say after he finished eating?
– “That was deer-licious!”

What street in France do reindeer live on?
– Rue Dolph.

Why did the Chinese government confiscate all deer legs?
– Mistook them for moose limbs.

What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
– “Don’t go deer!”

Good i-deer!

How do deer clean their feet?
– Hoof paste.

Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer perfectly?
– “Tiny Dancer.”

My family did a poll: Should we get grandmother a large deer?
– In the end it was a unannymoose decision

Why did the deer go for a run?
– To doe off some steam.

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