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December jokes 🎄🎅 in 2025

What did the Christmas tree say to the pine cone in December? “I’m pining for you.”

What did Santa say to his reindeer in December? “I’m counting on you to sleigh the holiday season!”

Why did the snowman wear a hat in December? To keep his head from melting.

Why did Santa go to therapy in December? He needed elf-care.

Why did the snowman refuse to get a haircut in December? He didn’t want to be too melty.

What did the reindeer say when he saw the Christmas lights in December? “Let’s light up the night!”

Why did the elf go to the doctor in December? He had a bad case of jingle bell rock.

Why did the reindeer cross the road in December? To get to the other sleigh.

Why did the snowman go to the gym in December? To work on his core (carrot) strength.

What did the gingerbread man say to the frosting in December? “You make me melt.”

What does December have that other months don’t? The letter “D.”

What do you call a snowman with a hat in December? Frosted tips.

Why did the snowman wear earmuffs in December? To keep his ears from getting too icy.

What did the reindeer say to the Christmas tree in December? “You light up my life!”

What did the Christmas present say to the other Christmas present in December? “Let’s wrap this up.”

What did the reindeer say to the other reindeer in December? “I’m tired of being stuck in Rudolph’s shadow!”

Why did the reindeer get a ticket in December? He was parked in a snow emergency zone.

Why did the elf go on strike in December? He was tired of the short work days.

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