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December jokes 🎄🎅 in 2025

What did Santa say when he saw his sleigh in December? “I can’t wait to sleigh the holiday season!”

Why did the snowman go to the beach in December? He wanted to catch some rays.

Why did the elf put his lunch in the freezer in December? He wanted a cold cut sandwich.

Why did the Christmas present go to the doctor in December? It was wrapped too tightly.

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornaments in December? “Let’s light up the night.”

Why is December the best month for dancing? It has a lot of mistle-toe.

What did the Christmas tree say to the decorations in December? “Let’s hang out!”

Why did the elf refuse to work in the toy factory in December? He wanted to pursue his dream of being a rapper – Elf Daddy.

Why did the snowman cross the road in December? To get to the other snow bank.

What do you call a snowman with a fever in December? A hot mess.

What do you call a snowman with a fever in December? A hot mess.

Why did the snowman go to the beach in December? To catch some rays of frost.

What did the snowman say when he won the lottery in December? “I’m melting with joy!”

Why did the snowman take a vacation in December? He needed to chill out.

What did Santa say to the reindeer on Christmas Eve? “It’s time to sleigh this!”

What did the gingerbread man say to the cookie cutter in December? “You’re a cut above the rest.”

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor in December? He had a crumbly tummy.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the gym in December? It wanted to work on its firness.

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