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December jokes 🎄🎅 in 2025

Why is December the best month for dancing? It has a lot of mistle-toe.

What did the Christmas tree say to the decorations in December? “Let’s hang out!”

Why did the elf refuse to work in the toy factory in December? He wanted to pursue his dream of being a rapper – Elf Daddy.

Why did the snowman cross the road in December? To get to the other snow bank.

What do you call a snowman with a fever in December? A hot mess.

What do you call a snowman with a fever in December? A hot mess.

Why did the snowman go to the beach in December? To catch some rays of frost.

What did the snowman say when he won the lottery in December? “I’m melting with joy!”

Why did the snowman take a vacation in December? He needed to chill out.

What did Santa say to the reindeer on Christmas Eve? “It’s time to sleigh this!”

What did the gingerbread man say to the cookie cutter in December? “You’re a cut above the rest.”

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor in December? He had a crumbly tummy.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the gym in December? It wanted to work on its firness.

What did the Christmas present say to the other Christmas present in December? “You’re the bow-tie to my package.”

Why did Rudolph get a bad report card in December? He didn’t apply himself in all his classes.

What did the candy cane say to the gingerbread man in December? “You’re so sweet, you give me a cavity.”

Why did the snowman take a cooking class in December? He wanted to learn how to make snow-cones.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist in December? It had a cavity.

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