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December jokes 🎄🎅 in 2025

What do you call a snowman with a fever in December? A hot mess.

What do you call a snowman with a fever in December? A hot mess.

Why did the snowman go to the beach in December? To catch some rays of frost.

What did the snowman say when he won the lottery in December? “I’m melting with joy!”

Why did the snowman take a vacation in December? He needed to chill out.

What did Santa say to the reindeer on Christmas Eve? “It’s time to sleigh this!”

What did the gingerbread man say to the cookie cutter in December? “You’re a cut above the rest.”

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor in December? He had a crumbly tummy.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the gym in December? It wanted to work on its firness.

What did the Christmas present say to the other Christmas present in December? “You’re the bow-tie to my package.”

Why did Rudolph get a bad report card in December? He didn’t apply himself in all his classes.

What did the candy cane say to the gingerbread man in December? “You’re so sweet, you give me a cavity.”

Why did the snowman take a cooking class in December? He wanted to learn how to make snow-cones.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist in December? It had a cavity.

What did the snowman say to the snowplow driver in December? “You’re really plowing through the work today!”

What did the gingerbread man say to the oven in December? “You’re baking me crazy!”

Why did the gingerbread man go to the gym in December? To work off his holiday weight.

Why did the Grinch steal Christmas in December? He wanted to put the “grin” in Grinch.

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