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December jokes 🎄🎅 in 2025

What did the gingerbread man say to the cookie cutter in December? “You’re a cut above the rest.”

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Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor in December? He had a crumbly tummy.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the gym in December? It wanted to work on its firness.

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What did the Christmas present say to the other Christmas present in December? “You’re the bow-tie to my package.”

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Why did Rudolph get a bad report card in December? He didn’t apply himself in all his classes.

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What did the candy cane say to the gingerbread man in December? “You’re so sweet, you give me a cavity.”

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Why did the snowman take a cooking class in December? He wanted to learn how to make snow-cones.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist in December? It had a cavity.

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What did the snowman say to the snowplow driver in December? “You’re really plowing through the work today!”

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What did the gingerbread man say to the oven in December? “You’re baking me crazy!”

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Why did the gingerbread man go to the gym in December? To work off his holiday weight.

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Why did the Grinch steal Christmas in December? He wanted to put the “grin” in Grinch.

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Why did the elf refuse to work overtime in December? He wanted to have some elf-time.

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in December? An abdominal snowman.

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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses in December? He didn’t want to be caught staring at the Christmas lights.

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Why did the snowman go to school in December? He wanted to learn about ice-tory.

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What did the reindeer say to the snowman in December? “You’re really cool.”

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What did the Christmas tree say to the ornaments in December? “Don’t hang around, let’s get lit!”

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