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December jokes 🎄🎅 in 2025

Why did Rudolph get a bad report card in December? He didn’t apply himself in all his classes.

What did the candy cane say to the gingerbread man in December? “You’re so sweet, you give me a cavity.”

Why did the snowman take a cooking class in December? He wanted to learn how to make snow-cones.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist in December? It had a cavity.

What did the snowman say to the snowplow driver in December? “You’re really plowing through the work today!”

What did the gingerbread man say to the oven in December? “You’re baking me crazy!”

Why did the gingerbread man go to the gym in December? To work off his holiday weight.

Why did the Grinch steal Christmas in December? He wanted to put the “grin” in Grinch.

Why did the elf refuse to work overtime in December? He wanted to have some elf-time.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in December? An abdominal snowman.

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses in December? He didn’t want to be caught staring at the Christmas lights.

Why did the snowman go to school in December? He wanted to learn about ice-tory.

What did the reindeer say to the snowman in December? “You’re really cool.”

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornaments in December? “Don’t hang around, let’s get lit!”

Why did the reindeer wear a red nose in December? It made him feel like a superstar.

Why did the snowflake go to the police station in December? It was wanted for frost-degree murder.

What did the Christmas tree say to the mistletoe in December? “You’re making me blush.”

Why did the Christmas tree go on a diet in December? It wanted to be a little more trim.

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