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Deadpool jokes ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2025

Why is Deadpool a terrible gardener? His plants always die!

Why does Deadpool love origami? He loves the “folds” almost as much as his sword folds!

Why did Deadpool go to the bakery? He wanted a slice of the action!

Why did Deadpool become a life coach? He wanted to give lessons in “maximum effort”!

Why did Deadpool get kicked out of the library? He was talking to the readers!

Why did Deadpool open a gym? He wanted to train people in the art of maximum effort!

How does Deadpool express love? With a sword and a smile!

Why did Deadpool become a fisherman? He wanted to “scale” up his food game!

Why did Deadpool refuse to join the X-Men? He didn’t want to be part of their ‘X’ drama!

What is Deadpool’s favorite film? Anything he can critique while eating popcorn!

How does Deadpool solve his problems? Usually, with his sharp wit and sharper swords!

What’s Deadpool’s favorite dance move? The slice and dice!

Why does Deadpool love Sudoku? He gets to use his sharp wit!

Why did Deadpool become a lawyer? He wanted to cross-examine his enemies!

How does Deadpool decorate his Christmas tree? With lots of “lights, action, and maximum effort”!

Why doesn’t Deadpool ever play hide and seek? Because he always breaks the fourth wall!

Why did Deadpool become a marathon runner? He wanted to prove he could go the “extra mile”!

Why did Deadpool become an astronaut? He wanted to have a “slice” of the galaxy!

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