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Deadpool jokes ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2024

What is Deadpool’s favorite season? Fall, because he gets to “leaf” through his enemies!

Why did Deadpool open a bakery? He’s great at slicing dough!

What is Deadpool’s favorite pet? Anything that can match his wild energy!

Why did Deadpool get kicked out of the zoo? He tried to teach the chimps chimichanga recipes!

Why did Deadpool become a tailor? He loves giving the perfect fit, or “cut”!

Why doesn’t Deadpool ever lose at poker? He always plays his death card!

Why did Deadpool join a band? He wanted to rock ‘n’ roll with his swords!

Why did Deadpool become a movie director? He loves to “cut” to the chase!

How does Deadpool organize his schedule? With maximum effort!

Why did Deadpool become a chef? He likes his food like he likes his enemies, chopped!

Why did Deadpool fail at origami? His paper cuts were too literal!

Why did Deadpool start a cleaning service? He wanted to “wipe out” the competition!

How does Deadpool like his jokes? Like his healing factor: never ending!

Why does Deadpool love painting? It’s the only time he gets to mix red with more red!

How does Deadpool celebrate Halloween? He doesn’t need a costume; he’s scary enough!

Why does Deadpool hate waiting in line? He prefers to cut to the chase!

Why doesn’t Deadpool have a sidekick? He says he can’t find anyone who can keep up!

What does Deadpool use to fix his bike? Maximum effort and a lot of duct tape!

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