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Deadpool jokes ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2025

Why did Deadpool start a YouTube channel? He heard there was free chimichangas!

Why did Deadpool start a landscaping business? He loves to “cut” his competition down to size!

What’s Deadpool’s favorite kind of pizza? One with extra slice!

What’s Deadpool’s favorite sport? Anything that involves a “cutting edge” competition!

How does Deadpool handle stress? With a sword in one hand and a taco in the other!

What’s Deadpool’s favorite game? Slice and Tell!

Why is Deadpool a terrible gardener? His plants always die!

Why does Deadpool love origami? He loves the “folds” almost as much as his sword folds!

Why did Deadpool go to the bakery? He wanted a slice of the action!

Why did Deadpool become a life coach? He wanted to give lessons in “maximum effort”!

Why did Deadpool get kicked out of the library? He was talking to the readers!

Why did Deadpool open a gym? He wanted to train people in the art of maximum effort!

How does Deadpool express love? With a sword and a smile!

Why did Deadpool become a fisherman? He wanted to “scale” up his food game!

Why did Deadpool refuse to join the X-Men? He didn’t want to be part of their ‘X’ drama!

What is Deadpool’s favorite film? Anything he can critique while eating popcorn!

How does Deadpool solve his problems? Usually, with his sharp wit and sharper swords!

What’s Deadpool’s favorite dance move? The slice and dice!

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