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Database jokes ๐Ÿ›ข๐Ÿ—ƒ๏ธ in 2024

Why did the database go to the doctor? It felt a bit query!

How does a database propose? “Will you be my primary key forever?”

Why are databases never hungry? They always have plenty of bytes!

Why do databases make terrible pets? They never fetch properly!

Why did the database get a haircut? It had too many locks!

How does a database spend its vacation? By soaking up the sun on the cloud!

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