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Database jokes ๐Ÿ›ข๐Ÿ—ƒ๏ธ in 2025

How does a database say goodbye? “DROP TABLE friends; See you soon!”

Why did the database join the circus? It loved juggling tables!

What do you call a database that likes to party? A dataBASS!

What’s a database’s favorite type of party? A LAN party!

What’s a database’s favorite dessert? Raspberry pi, with a side of bytes!

Why did the database become a poet? It loved to query with words!

What does a database put in its hair? A data braid!

Why are databases terrible comedians? Their jokes are too structured!

Why did the database go to the doctor? It felt a bit query!

How does a database propose? “Will you be my primary key forever?”

Why are databases never hungry? They always have plenty of bytes!

Why do databases make terrible pets? They never fetch properly!

Why did the database get a haircut? It had too many locks!

How does a database spend its vacation? By soaking up the sun on the cloud!

Why are databases terrible at hide and seek? They always leave a trace!

How does a database propose a toast? “Here’s to no data loss and efficient queries!”

Why don’t databases make good musicians? They’re always losing their keys!

What’s a database’s favorite song? “I’ve Got The Query”

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