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Database jokes ๐Ÿ›ข๐Ÿ—ƒ๏ธ in 2025

Why are databases terrible comedians? Their jokes are too structured!

Why did the database go to the doctor? It felt a bit query!

How does a database propose? “Will you be my primary key forever?”

Why are databases never hungry? They always have plenty of bytes!

Why do databases make terrible pets? They never fetch properly!

Why did the database get a haircut? It had too many locks!

How does a database spend its vacation? By soaking up the sun on the cloud!

Why are databases terrible at hide and seek? They always leave a trace!

How does a database propose a toast? “Here’s to no data loss and efficient queries!”

Why don’t databases make good musicians? They’re always losing their keys!

What’s a database’s favorite song? “I’ve Got The Query”

Why did the database break up with its partner? It couldn’t commit!

What’s a database’s favorite fruit? Data-pple!

Why do databases make bad superheroes? They always crash under pressure!

Why was the database a good magician? It could conjure tables out of thin air!

Why do databases make terrible secret agents? Their queries are too loud!

How does a database like to relax? By putting its feet up on the tablespace!

How does a database apologize? By making amends in its records!

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