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Data science jokes 👨‍🔬📊 in 2025

Why did the data scientist refuse to buy a new car? He wanted to keep his current dataset.

What did the data scientist say when he lost his data? “I can’t believe I didn’t back that up.”

Why did the data scientist refuse to travel by plane? He didn’t trust the data in the flight statistics.

Why was the data scientist afraid of the cloud? He thought it might rain data.

What did the data scientist say when asked about his favorite music genre? “I prefer big data.”

Why did the data scientist cross the road? To get to the other side of the dataset.

What did the data scientist say when asked about his favorite hobby? “I enjoy data visualization.”

Why did the data scientist refuse to take a vacation? He didn’t want to miss out on any new data.

What did the data scientist say when asked about his favorite TV show? “The Data Files.”

Why do data scientists wear glasses? To see the big picture.

Why did the data scientist get into a fight with the database administrator? They couldn’t agree on the normalization process.

What’s a data scientist’s favorite comedy movie? A/B Testing Times.

Why did the data scientist go to the pet store? He wanted to adopt a data dog.

Why did the data scientist refuse to attend the party? There was no data to support it being a good time.

Why did the data scientist refuse to take a day off? He wanted to stay on top of the data trends.

What do you call a data scientist who works with big cats? A lion tamer.

Why do data scientists always work in teams? They know that two heads are better than one, and four eyes are better than two.

Why did the data scientist go to the doctor? He had a regression headache.

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