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Dance jokes 💃🤸🏻 in 2024

What do you call a dancing sheep?
– A baaaah-lerina.

What is the favorite dance of a wire?
– The tangle.

Why was the butterfly not permitted entry into the dance?
– It was a moth ball.

Which place do fortune tellers go dancing?
– At the crystal ball.

Why is it so easy to talk to ballet dancers?
– They always get right to the pointe!

Who is the undersea monster who comes out in the winter and eats innocent almonds and pistachios?
– The NutKRAKEN!

Why are dogs, such bad dancers?
– They have two left feet.

What is the favorite type of dance of owls?
– The hooooooola.

What do ballet dancers perform when they are overweight?
– ‘Dance of the sugar plump fairy.’

What kind of dancer is a fuzzy dog?
– A contemporHAIRY dancer!

How can you make a tissue dance?
– Put a little boogie in it.

What kind of birds have the greatest dance moves?
– Twerkys.

What happens when one sole line dancer visits a party?
– You get a One-Liner.

What happens when a computer is crossed with a ballet dancer?
– The Netcracker suite.

Where do soccer players dance?
– A soccer ball.

How can you make the heart dance?
– Just give it a beat.

How do Arabians like to dance?
– Sheik-to-sheik.

Where is it an offense to dance barefooted?
– At the sock hop.

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