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Dad jokes 👨 in 2025

Where do boats go when they’re sick?
-To the boat doc.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
-Attire!

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
-Because then it would be a foot.

What do you call a fish with two knees?
-A two-knee fish!

What did the zero say to the eight?
-That belt looks good on you.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? 
-They say he made a mint!

A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future. The doctor asks him, How long have you suffered from that condition?
-The guy tells him, Since next Monday.

What’s ET short for?
-Because he’s only got tiny legs!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– Ten tickles.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
-A carrot!

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