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Dad jokes 👨 in 2024

Want to hear a joke about construction?
-I’m still working on it!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
-Because they use a honeycomb.

A cheeseburger walks into a bar.
-The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
-Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.

What concert costs just 45 cents?
-50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

How do you make a Kleenex dance?
-Put some boogie in it!

What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
-St. Nickel-less.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
-Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why do melons have weddings?
-Because they cantaloupe!

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out.
-The cashier said never mind.

How do you make a Kleenex
-Put a little boogie in it!

What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
-European.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
-Because he was outstanding in his field!

Where do boats go when they’re sick?
-To the boat doc.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
-Attire!

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
-Because then it would be a foot.

What do you call a fish with two knees?
-A two-knee fish!

What did the zero say to the eight?
-That belt looks good on you.

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