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Dad jokes 👨 in 2024

How do you make 7 even?
-Take away the s.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
-Supplies!

Did you know corduroy pillows are in style?
-They’re making headlines.

Can February March?
-No, but April May!

What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
-Where’s Pop Corn?

When does a joke become a dad joke?
-When it becomes apparent.

What’s brown and sticky?
-A stick!

What did the ocean say to the beach?
-Nothing, it just waved.

How many apples grow on a tree?
-All of them!

My dad told me a joke about boxing.
-I guess I missed the punch line.

Is this pool safe for diving?
-It deep ends.

What do sprinters eat before a race?
-Nothing, they fast!

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
-A satisfactory!

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
-He couldn’t see himself doing it!

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?
-I was heels over head!

Want to hear a joke about construction?
-I’m still working on it!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
-Because they use a honeycomb.

I’m starting a new dating service in Prague.
-It’s called Czech-Mate.

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