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Dad jokes 👨 in 2025

What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
-Where’s Pop Corn?

How do you make 7 even?
-Take away the s.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
-Supplies!

Did you know corduroy pillows are in style?
-They’re making headlines.

Can February March?
-No, but April May!

Is this pool safe for diving?
-It deep ends.

How many apples grow on a tree?
-All of them!

My dad told me a joke about boxing.
-I guess I missed the punch line.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
– So I packed up my stuff and right!

When does a joke become a dad joke?
-When it becomes apparent.

What’s brown and sticky?
-A stick!

What did the ocean say to the beach?
-Nothing, it just waved.

I don’t trust those trees.
-They seem kind of shady.

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ‘Hey, bartender.
– I’ll have one beer and a mop.

Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
-Because the ‘P’ is silent.

Did you hear the rumor about butter?
-Well, I’m not going to spread it!

What kind of car does an egg drive?
-A yolkswagen.

Wanna hear a joke about paper?
-Never mind—it’s tearable.

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