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Dad jokes 👨 in 2024

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
-Nobody knows.

Did you hear the rumor about butter?
-Well, I’m not going to spread it!

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
– don’t know y.

Have you heard about the chocolate record player?
-It sounds pretty sweet.

What’s the best smelling insect?
-A deodor-ant.

Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
-They work on many levels.

How do you make a tissue dance?
-You put a little boogie in it.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
-Nacho cheese.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
-Dam.

How do lawyers say goodbye?
-We’ll be suing ya!

Where do you learn to make a banana split?
-Sundae school.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
-Because they’re so good at it!

Dad, can you put my shoes on?
-No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Did you hear about the circus fire?
-It was in tents.

Dad; how are things?
-Kid: good, just been juggling a lot of balls lately.

This graveyard looks overcrowded.
-People must be dying to get in.

What country’s capital is growing the fastest?
– Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

What’s brown and sticky?
-A stick.

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