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Crow jokes in 2025

I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won’t leave, I guess you could say he’s mi-cro.

A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder.
– The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.

The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.

How come crows never get hit by cars?
– Their friends are all up on the power lines yelling “caw caw!”

What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest?
– A velcrow.

A crow was arrested during lockdown for trying to organise a get together with many other fellow crows.
– The police said he was arrested for attempted murder.

Who are crows scared of?
– Scarecrows!

Who brings presents for crows on Christmas?
– On Christmas, Santa Caws brings presents for crows.

Holden Cawfield is the crow’s best character from the ’50s.

Ravens fans are so tough….
– they hang out in crowbars.

Did you hear about Russel Crow’s recent problem with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about consuming a mother of two.
– But upon further consideration he was gladiator.

It’s COVID-19, not CORVID-19. A corvid is of the crow family. 19 crows are not gathering to kill you…
– But if they are… its a murder.

Why is a crow bar the most dangerous place to be?
– There always the scene of a murder.

What did one crow say to the other after the party?
– We were raven

Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.

I thought the wind settled down a bit so I could go for a walk. Then a crow flew past my window.
– Backwards.

What’s a crow’s favorite dessert?
– A pecawn pie.

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?
– A brand new caw!

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