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Crow jokes in 2025

How will a crow with a cold fever sound like?
– Caw-ph, Caw-ph.

What is a bunch of crows gathering money called?
– Crow funding.

Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.

Some crows were caught breaking the quarantine laws.
– They were charged with attempted murder.

A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.

How do you tell the difference between ravens and crows.
– The long straight tail feathers on these birds are called pinions. Crows are known to have 7 pinions, while ravens have 8. So the difference between a raven and a crow is a matter of a pinion.

what does a crow say when it sees a car coming?
– car

Why did the police arrest the crow?
– They had probable caws.

The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween,
– he dressed up as a caw-liflower.

In a society of crows,
– All unsolved crimes are murder mysteries.

Who is a crow’s favorite actor?
– Russell Crow!

Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.

Don’t give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.

What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
– A cereal murder.

A crow got cut in half by a wind turbine.
– ow

Police have begun training Crows to search vehicles.
– It’s easier to search without a warrant because Police Crows always have Just Cawws.

What prompts most crows to commit homicide?
– Caws and effect

My roommate got in trouble with the police because he had two crows in our apartment as pets.
– The cops arrested him for attempted murder.

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