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Crow jokes in 2025

A group of crows is usually called a ‘murder.’ Technically, it’s only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.

Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night?
– A crowfee apple.

Do you know why you never see a crow dead in the road?
– Because he has a buddy on the side yelling “KAAAA…KAAAA”

TIL that a flock of crows is called a murder.
– Thus apparently, gangsta rap lyrics are mostly about ornithology.

What do you call a bunch of ravens pretending to be crows?
– A conspiracy to commit murder!

A crow was caught recently breaking quarantine laws.
– They charged him with attempted murder.

A crow was found dead by other crows and they began to search for the cause.
– A murder investigation.

Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig?
– The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.

What does a chocolate crow say?
– “Cacao!”

Cawnvict crows are scared of the cawps.

Why do riot police wake up early?
– …so they can beat the crowds

The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.

Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
– He was fired for Just Caws

Question…If a group of crows is called a murder, and a group is three or more, is two crows together considered an attempted murder?
– Also, as I’ve been told, crows are very intelligent, my so would a planned gathering of crows be considered a pre-meditated murder?

What does a hipster crow say?
– “La croix! La croix!”

I won’t talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.

How will a crow with a cold fever sound like?
– Caw-ph, Caw-ph.

What is a bunch of crows gathering money called?
– Crow funding.

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