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Crow jokes in 2025

The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.

Wanna know how I welcome birds to my home?
– Microwave.

You know a crow’s favorite pastry is a crow-nut.

Why are flights with crows often delayed?
– Because they bring a lot of extra carrion luggage.

The ground staff stopped the raven from hopping on the plane, he had too much carrion.

Why was the crow on the telephone wire?
– To make a long-distance caw.

What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows?
– Murder mysteries.

The crows were calling his name…
– Thought Caw.

For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.

The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard.
– They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.

What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
– A lost caws

What do you call a male human’s response to this joke?

– Man’slaughter.

Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.

On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.

What did the crow said when it saw a car coming?
– Cawr.

Where do crows go to get chill and relax?
– They go to a crowbar.

There was a crow outside my window this morning that would not shut up.
– Turns out he way had too much CAAW-fee.

He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.

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