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Crow jokes in 2025

What did the nervous crow do?
– The crow proceeded with caw-tion.

Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.

Two crows were fighting and another crow came and broke it up.
– “Stop carrion on like that,” the third crow said.

How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
– Yee-caw

What do you call crows that stick close together?
– Velcrows

What do you call a white crow?
– A caw-casian.

Who was the criminal crow running from?
– The cawps.

A group of crows is referred to a murder, then what will you call a group of really loud crows?
– A caw-caw-phony.

Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.

Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions.
– It’s just a matter of a pinion.

The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.

I would rather breed mice than crows
– Mischief is one thing, but I don’t think I can pull off a murder.

A group of crows were receiving their PhDs at their college’s commencement ceremony when the police showed up.
– They all were arrested for third-degree murder.

What did Russel Crowe say to the press when his son was convicted of cannibalism?
– I was glad he ate her.

The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.

What do you call a plan to kill a bunch of crows that are hanging around on a gravestone?
– A plot to murder a murder plot’s murder.

What do you call it when a raven marries a crow?
– A conspiracy to commit to murder.

To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.

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