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Crow jokes in 2025

Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.

Two crows were fighting and another crow came and broke it up.
– “Stop carrion on like that,” the third crow said.

What did the nervous crow do?
– The crow proceeded with caw-tion.

Question…If a group of crows is called a murder, and a group is three or more, is two crows together considered an attempted murder?
– Also, as I’ve been told, crows are very intelligent, my so would a planned gathering of crows be considered a pre-meditated murder?

What does a hipster crow say?
– “La croix! La croix!”

I won’t talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.

How will a crow with a cold fever sound like?
– Caw-ph, Caw-ph.

What is a bunch of crows gathering money called?
– Crow funding.

Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.

Some crows were caught breaking the quarantine laws.
– They were charged with attempted murder.

A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.

How do you tell the difference between ravens and crows.
– The long straight tail feathers on these birds are called pinions. Crows are known to have 7 pinions, while ravens have 8. So the difference between a raven and a crow is a matter of a pinion.

what does a crow say when it sees a car coming?
– car

Why did the police arrest the crow?
– They had probable caws.

The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween,
– he dressed up as a caw-liflower.

In a society of crows,
– All unsolved crimes are murder mysteries.

Who is a crow’s favorite actor?
– Russell Crow!

Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.

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