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Croc jokes in 2025

“What do you call a crocodile in a vest? An investigator.”

“What did the crocodile say to the shoes? You’re just my size.”

“Why was the crocodile good at basketball? He was great at snapping up rebounds.”

“Why did the crocodile go to the tailor? He needed something to suit him.”

“What did the waiter say to the crocodile? Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.”

“Why are crocodiles comedians so funny? Their jokes are snappy.”

“Why did the crocodile go to a singles event? He was looking for his ‘mate’.”

“Why do crocodiles never cheat? They fear the jaws of justice.”

“Why don’t crocodiles like fast food? They can’t catch it.”

“Why do crocodiles make poor DJs? They keep eating the vinyl.”

“What does a crocodile like to eat for lunch? Fish and ships.”

“Why do crocodiles make terrible lawyers? They’re always in ‘de-Nile’ of the facts.”

“What do you call a crocodile in a spaceship? An astro-gator.”

“Why was the crocodile always last in class? Because he was a ‘slow snap’ student.”

“Why did the crocodile wear a disguise? He was on the run from the ‘law-gator’.”

“Why did the crocodile wear a watch? He wanted to be snappy on time.”

“Why was the crocodile good at boxing? He had a mean right hook.”

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